Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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