quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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