hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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