Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Do vagina's smell?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
