haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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