3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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