i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
