xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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