There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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