Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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