I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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