Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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