Can i not drive my cunt home
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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