I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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