I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
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Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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