Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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