the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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