:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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