Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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