Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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