i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
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Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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