it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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