But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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