She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
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Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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