She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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