Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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