i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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