if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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