seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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