I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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