I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
So many bounce houses so little time
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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