Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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