Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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