the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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