i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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