All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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