I can tuck mytits in my pants
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
19 Characteristics That Make People Instantly Attractive
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.