then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Some milfs here doing some blow
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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