There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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