His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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