Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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