good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Randomize
