Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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