apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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