He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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