why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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