I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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