I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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