She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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