How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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