i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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