the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Randomize
