We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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