dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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