do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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