Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home