And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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