You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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