Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
