And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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